you ever jerk off to something and you’re like yeah that was mid. i feel like a chump for not jerking off to something hotter. and then your jerk off elo pops up in the HUD and you see all the points you lost
im honestly so bad at it i think im just gonna quit. Maybe not everyone is cut out to be a masturbator
Try getting a coach or watching some instructional vids
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Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas
Hey, can anybody please give me a quick summary of the things JK Rowling said? I am a little bit behind :)
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not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok
Crocker Center, downtown Los Angeles (now named Wells Fargo Center) by SOM (Skidmore, Owings & Merrill). 1985
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Shut up biiiitch I donβt care if youβre gonna kill god
this video is so dangerous why did he put this in the public’s hands. killers can watch it after every kill and be able to get into the kingdom of heaven and then keep killing in heaven all they want
You adopted that ugly ass cat just to get notes
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
Big Things Are Coming
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β¨ Abundance Spellβ¨Β
Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me π
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Like to charge Reblog to cast
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